Starving for amusement? Tired of the exact same old, same old? Then call your cable company today and purchase The Fish Channel. It is correct, and it is popular. The entire premise is a tv camera centered on an aquarium filled with tropical fish. That is it. You likely can call it “the ideal pet” You may look at them anytime. You do not need to feed them. You do not need to wash them. And, on top of that, when they move belly-up, you do not need to flush them.

I figure if people want to see a lot of fish swimming about, why not? (“Hey, honey, bring from the chips. I believe that the angel fish is going to float throughout the castle.”)

It likely would be a fantastic idea to split up the tedium using possibly somewhat action-adventure. You realize, lower a few plastic deep sea sailors on strings, together with all the Jaws theme playing in the background and perhaps a voice-over. “We are carefully crossing the ground of the hazardous Land of Atlantis. Bob, watch out for this sunfish! Ahhhh!!!!” Perhaps somewhat submerged turbulence with the assistance of an eggbeater. Only watch the ratings rise and also the speed card proceed up pinoy lambingan.

The Fish Channel can, or might not, be a part of a 500 channel grand growth scheduled to occur later on. In that case, here are a Few of the channels I’d like to see suggested:

The Nose Hair Channel – Would you hear the voucher with this one? It is The Nose Hair Channel. See as it develops and develops. If the ratings do not improve, we are going to yank it.

The Brady Channel – View every potential episode the Brady Bunch made. Additionally, but see them in each language imaginable. German – “Achtung, Jan Brady! Das bootin Bobby vit un goofball.” French – “Bonjour, mon pere. Bobby est une goofball.” Spanish – “Que pasa, Alice. Donde esta la goofball, Bobby?” Jive – “What it is, homeboy? You’re tellin’ me that chump Bobby B. be”

Among my favorites would be The Celebrity Belly Channel. Not quite as mesmerizing as The Nose Hair Channel. About Celebrity Belly, contestants will really guess that the actress is by listening to disgusting gurgles and digestive noises in their stomachs. (In stereo and HD, where available.)

Obviously, included in the 500 channel collections there’ll be offerings to the kiddies, such as The Animal Channel. This series will feature a number of displays starring our furry pals. Example: Leave It To Beaver. To start – Beaver learns the way to gnaw through a pile of knotty pine and the way to carve his initials on a weeping willow by means of a picket fence. Another popular is Doggie Howser, M.D. – Tonight, Doggie treats a milking cow who’s lactose intolerant.

Another station for your young is The Mother Channel. The Mother Channel is for kids of all ages. It is mainly for people who might not live close enough to keep contact with their parents. A Few of the displays on The Mother Channel comprise, “Sit Up, Don’t Slouch,” “Close Up And Move To Sleep Up There,” and my favourite, “So, Do You Care I Went Through Thirty-Nine Hours Of Labor Together With You?”

For you sports fans out there, there’ll be The MSG/Tarragon Channel. Spanning the world to bring you athletic events no additional sports station dares to attract you, such as, “The Ginder Toss Championship,” “The International Cockroach Roundup,” and one the advertisers are certain to line up for, “The yearly Berlin Bagel Bake-off.”